Saturday, August 10, 2013

You may have wasted a trip here

If you came over here via a link from some raging douchebag, who spits out five or six hate-filled rants per day when he's not sucking Bradley Manning's dick or waxing poetic about journalist-jailing, personal liberty crushing tyrant Hugo Chavez, you're going to be a bit disappointed.

But if you spent any time reading that self-important asshole's posts, I guess you're used to it by now. Sorry for you, really.

I started this blog five years ago after Barack Obama was elected President. My concern, besides the fact that he was staggeringly unqualified for the job, was that for a supposed Constitutional scholar, he didn't seem to understand what the Constitution was. Which seems to me to be a prerequisite for being President.

During the primaries, then candidate Obama said publicly that he felt the Constitution was a fundamentally flawed document because it didn't contain entitlement language. That's a fundamental misunderstanding of what the Constitution is! It's a firewall between the government and the people of the country, setting limitations on how much the government can interfere in our lives and establishing the personal rights that keep us free.

Like the Second Amendment, by the way . . . asshole!

But unlike the tragically hip misanthrope who sent you here, I didn't want to spend all my time being the "angry guy" on the internet. So I took all the posts down. I left that one up below this simply to keep the page, since you can't delete these blogs. Or if you can, I haven't figured out how to do it. And it doesn't really matter to me, so I'm not going to waste any time on it.

So have a nice day, go back to raging shithead's blog and give him some love . . . I think he needs it.

Update:
I actually only put this post up because I was worried that this pretentious ass had directed a bunch of angry trolls my way. But it turns out that only 2 people clicked on his link to me. I wonder if he knows how impotent he is with his hateful rants?

In fact, I cruised through his post lists and cannot even find more comments than you can count on one hand after two years of the relentless red meat he thinks he's thrown out there.

The hard truth is that no one gives a shit about his manic obsession with bicycles and carbon fiber forks. Or whether SAAB ever builds another car. Or his jaw-droppingly bad attempts at creative writing. For the record dude -- short choppy sentences, meandering narrative, and inserting the word "f*ck" every couple of lines isn't going to make you the next Salinger.
just sayin'

No one reads you, man. No one believes you have the stereotypical precocious 5 year old daughter who always seems to make the perfect, trenchant observation of the world around us. No one cares about the unknown alt-rock bands that gave you your blog title. Bash liberal tv hosts all you like, but saying the Democratic party is center-right betrays you as a flaming hard-left nutbag.

So keep shouting at the empty sofa in your lonely apartment. The roaches might take notice of you, but no one else does.

Update 2:
Btw, if you want to have some fun, go read this fucktard's meltdown over Trump's Inauguration and Obama's legacy, what a loser.

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